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Relaxing with a Black & White Scotch is like:
1. The $2 daily double you picked with a pin while your eyes were closed came up and paid $140.
2. Tipping the scales at ten lbs. less that when you started your diet.
3. That nice little old lady next door with the beautiful pool has gone for the summer and told you to use it whenever you like.
4. It's third down, goal to go, 3 secs. on the clock and the home team makes it over for the winning touchdown.
5. The orthodontist just told you little Susie's teeth will straighten out by themselves.
6. Finally breaking 100 on the local links and celebrating at the 19th hole with a Black & White. You deserve it.
Black & White. The Scotch drinker's Scotch.
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